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A Little Monday Humor...

*Dear Yahoo, I've never heard anyone say, "I don't know, let's Yahoo! it..." just saying... Sincerely, Google *Dear World of Warcraft, Thank you for ensuring my son's virginity. Sincerely, Parents Everywhere  Dear America , You produced Miley Cyrus. Bieber is your punishment. Sincerely, Canada Dear 2010, So I hear the best rapper is white and the president is black? WTF happened? Sincerely, 1985 Dear girls who have been dumped, There are plenty of fish in the sea... Just kidding! They're mostly dead. Sincerely, BP Oil Dear Saturn, I liked it, so I put a ring on it. Sincerely, God Dear Scissors, I feel your pain.....no one wants to run with me either. Sincerely, Sarah Palin Dear Customers, Yes, we ARE making fun of you in Vietnamese. Sincerely, Nail Salon Ladies Dear Ugly People, You're welcome. Sincerely, Alcohol Dear World, Please stop freaking out about 2012. Our calendar ends there because some Spanish ...